My mates Julie and Steve have gotten themselves into a spot of bother. The little website they started a couple of years back www.friendsreunited.com has drawn in quite a few people. While every other dotcom is haemorrhaging it's bloated VC funding they've acquired a small mountain of cheques that are piled up under the table in their third bedroom. This is the place where 'it' all happens. Fortunately the server is no longer in there as well as with the three of us - and Julie is looking the better part of nine months pregnant so read 'four' of us - there isn't much space left for 'it' to happen. We sneak out and leave Steve to go nuke something libellous a former student just posted about a teacher in a school I've never heard of. The finance director (dad) brings tea and biscuits. I love third bedroom businesses. They're on to a massive winner.